uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
well JESUS christ I’m oblivious