andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)
i love macklemore far out
(Source: noramck)
basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
(Source: cowboybeboop)
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
(Source: jersey-11)
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
(Source: madfawn)
(Source: cahlm)
gay
shut up^
(Source: filthywhoress)

