johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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goodfuckingsex:

Lol shay.

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theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

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fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

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greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

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retr0philia:

d0it4theratchetz:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

😍👅💦

well JESUS christ I’m oblivious

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hopelesslyfree:

Years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

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budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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